Cucumber pizza is as bad in practice as it is in theory

by ohhdannyboy

14 Comments

  1. Don’t much care for non pickled cucumbers, but seeing as they are easy to pick off and the pizza looks great I don’t see a crime here.

  2. GalliumGoat

    Are we sure those aren’t courgettes/zucchini?

  3. Nerdschleife

    GTFO with this! I’ll just drip some water on my pizza

  4. kidsaredead

    Domino’s cheeseburger pizza, filled with pickles is the only pizza that ever made me vomit irl. Cucumber or pickles on pizza has to be the most ridiculous choice.

  5. Mallaliak

    So grilled tomatoes, what looks like spinach, and cucumber with the middle cut out (so it won’t get more soggy than the tomatoes)

    It’s tame if you’ve seen a scandinavian pizza menue.

    But what’s up with the flower petals?

  6. Guilty-Sundae1557

    I just want to eat the crust with some marinara lol

  7. Legitimate-Log-6542

    Cucumbers are terrible for pizza, or any vegetable that makes the pizza wet

  8. shaft_of_lite

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    I sentence the chef to hell with this guy.

  9. ThePurrfidiousCat

    How can i judge when there isn’t a full list of toppings? I don’t think it is a crime if only judging the cucumbers. I can’t tell what everything is on the pizza.

  10. Tenshiijin

    You are better off with pickles. And even then that’s a wierd choice. Maybe if you fine diced them pickles it would work but I’d wait till after it’s cooked to add the..

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