Cucumber pizza is as bad in practice as it is in theory
Cucumber pizza is as bad in practice as it is in theory
by ohhdannyboy
14 Comments
miscben
Don’t much care for non pickled cucumbers, but seeing as they are easy to pick off and the pizza looks great I don’t see a crime here.
GalliumGoat
Are we sure those aren’t courgettes/zucchini?
Nerdschleife
GTFO with this! I’ll just drip some water on my pizza
kidsaredead
Domino’s cheeseburger pizza, filled with pickles is the only pizza that ever made me vomit irl. Cucumber or pickles on pizza has to be the most ridiculous choice.
KingFernando532
29 year sentence
jredacted
Who told you this was okay
Toby_Danger
Thank you for service.
Gold_Sky1097

Mallaliak
So grilled tomatoes, what looks like spinach, and cucumber with the middle cut out (so it won’t get more soggy than the tomatoes)
It’s tame if you’ve seen a scandinavian pizza menue.
But what’s up with the flower petals?
Guilty-Sundae1557
I just want to eat the crust with some marinara lol
Legitimate-Log-6542
Cucumbers are terrible for pizza, or any vegetable that makes the pizza wet
shaft_of_lite

I sentence the chef to hell with this guy.
ThePurrfidiousCat
How can i judge when there isn’t a full list of toppings? I don’t think it is a crime if only judging the cucumbers. I can’t tell what everything is on the pizza.
Tenshiijin
You are better off with pickles. And even then that’s a wierd choice. Maybe if you fine diced them pickles it would work but I’d wait till after it’s cooked to add the..
14 Comments
Don’t much care for non pickled cucumbers, but seeing as they are easy to pick off and the pizza looks great I don’t see a crime here.
Are we sure those aren’t courgettes/zucchini?
GTFO with this! I’ll just drip some water on my pizza
Domino’s cheeseburger pizza, filled with pickles is the only pizza that ever made me vomit irl. Cucumber or pickles on pizza has to be the most ridiculous choice.
29 year sentence
Who told you this was okay
Thank you for service.

So grilled tomatoes, what looks like spinach, and cucumber with the middle cut out (so it won’t get more soggy than the tomatoes)
It’s tame if you’ve seen a scandinavian pizza menue.
But what’s up with the flower petals?
I just want to eat the crust with some marinara lol
Cucumbers are terrible for pizza, or any vegetable that makes the pizza wet

I sentence the chef to hell with this guy.
How can i judge when there isn’t a full list of toppings? I don’t think it is a crime if only judging the cucumbers. I can’t tell what everything is on the pizza.
You are better off with pickles. And even then that’s a wierd choice. Maybe if you fine diced them pickles it would work but I’d wait till after it’s cooked to add the..